theproblematicblogger:

I want my funeral to be nothing but cotton eyed joe playing on repeat for the entire ceremony because if I’m in hell then y’all are going to be in hell too. 

poetic:

was that my hair or is there a spider crawling on me

the-plaid-princess:

When your pet adjusts their position so they can lay their head on you

*sighs for like 500 fucking years*

bioshockalacka:

“Only on [system I don’t have]!”

ladytatyana:

I will teach my daughter so much self love

theirs:

a zoo of dogs dressed up as other animals

virguin:

when your friends don’t invite you to the party

trust:

stoleyogirl:

when you see ur squad while you out with your parents

lexislost:

I wish people didn’t think silence was awkward, just enjoy it. Not every space has to be filled with words.